wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
- student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
- uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
- scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
- us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.
CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER
I swear to fucking god writing a post on this website is like talking to a fucking genie! Better be specific as shit or some smart ass is gonna ruin your life
Spoiled rabbit growls/thumps when you stop petting it (´；ω；`)
PET ME ASSHOLE
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
I can’t fucking breathe. Holy shit. This is basically my entire personality and interests in a video. I will never recover from this.
I can’t even pretend for a second this isn’t something I would do lol
My pigeons are trying to respond to this video
Ōkunoshima, aka “Rabbit Island”, aka heaven
first cat island now bunny island does japan just have islands for every adorable animal is there a puppy island or a hamster island i have to know
look up nara, another region of japan that is basically this but with deers.
is japan animal crossing
OH GOT HAMSTER ISLAND
Relationship Status: Disgrace
Sexual Orientation: Evil as plain as the scar on my face
Illuminated nights captured by Roberto Bertero
- me when i am mildly inconvenienced: thIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME
- me when i am legitimately hurt/distressed: no no it's fine i've had worse